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auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
by gmw January 22, 2008
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hardball

An outdoor sport similar in nature to airsoft or paintball, but using high-powered air guns and steel or lead projectiles. Originated in Russia, it's a more realistic, more painful and less forgiving version of the two above. All players are required to cover all parts of their bodies with suitable clothes to prevent skin penetration. The participants claim that on an average shot per shot basis, it doesn't hurt more than paintball.

As the guns used to play this sport are very widely available, and as very few, and only expensive air guns have full auto, the sport is relatively cheap to play. The durability of the guns is much higher than that of airsoft toys and the realism, due to range, is also much greater.
Let's play hardball
by archont October 20, 2008
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hardballer

A slang name for the Colt Model 1911 .45 ACP, commonly called the Colt .45. The weapon is so named because the 1911 is designed to fire "hardball" ammunition, also known as full metal jacket.
"Don't mess with him; he's packing his hardballer."
by JMA September 19, 2004
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Hardball

What people say they'll play when they want to sound tough.
Kidnapper: Where'smthe money?!
Captive: I'll never tell!
Kidnapper: Fine. I'll just have to play hardball.
by upolka August 6, 2012
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Hardball

A book of questionable sexual orientation written by a man who's sexual orientation is under even more scrutiny.

A book that, if read, will make the reader comb his or her hair to the side, start wearing tight pants and begin becoming obese. Much like Chris Matthews.
Dear god, not only do we have to read this poor excuse for toilet paper (Hardball), but write an essay on it, over the summer?
by HatreDofGovERNment August 11, 2009
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Hardballing

Being the bad ass momma that stops the kids drug habit. Blocking the addiction for loves sake.
Hardballing your bullshit manipulation because I love you.
by Luvyaenough September 1, 2018
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hardballing

Hardballing is a form of dating between men and women that involves the man and the woman being very upfront and straightforwardly honest with each other about what their true desires, expectations, interests, and long-term intentions are beginning with the very first date or very first conversation.

If the man and woman decide after their first date that they are not on the same page (e.g., the man is only interested is only interested in a few episodes of short-term non-monogamous casual sex while the woman is more interested in a long-term, emotionally profound, strictly monogamous romantic relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage), then they will mutually agree to part ways without wasting any further time, energy, or money.

The concept was first introduced to the public by former Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz during a guest appearance on The Drew Barrymore Show in September 2021.
Woman: "Joe, what are you looking for in a romantic companion? Do you just want casual sex with me for a few weeks, and then go your own way? or are you looking for a meaningful relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage and having children and raising a family?"

Man: "Wow. Do you always ask these sort of questions during your very first date with a man?"

Woman: "Yes, I sure do. What I am doing is known as hardballing. I don't have time to waste on men who have different desires, interests, expectations, and long-term intentions than I do. I only want to spend time with men who are on the same page as myself!"
by Jack L. January 19, 2022
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