The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.
Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.
by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009
Get the Hanus Crimemug. This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.
Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.
by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010
Get the Hanus Anusmug. by Hamburgervr 💀😎 March 29, 2022
Get the Hanus haythemmug. look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)
by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016
Get the Hanus Anusmug. 
I'm tired of saying happy holidays, that's generic and gay....so Merry Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica and Happy New Year!!
by Jaron_1 December 27, 2006
Get the Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-icamug.