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by ja'odsgnk December 17, 2010
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Hanus Crime

The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.
Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.
by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009
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Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.
Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.
by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010
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Hanus haythem

47 year old woman doing griddy
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Hanus Anus

when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment
look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)
by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016
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Non-Hanus

-That exact oppisite of hanus.
-"This is most Non-Hanus"
by Fish June 16, 2003
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Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica

The joint celebration of Christmas, Hanukah, and Kwanzaa
I'm tired of saying happy holidays, that's generic and gay....so Merry Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica and Happy New Year!!
by Jaron_1 December 27, 2006
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