Hanson

The most amazing man in the universe. He's able to get any girl in an instant. (Not that he would) He is an extremely intelligent human being who can do quick maths. He is also a legend at basketball and has decent handles. Hanson is also a master salesman and can sale pretty much everything.

Oh lawd, it's Hanson!!!

by 2Literz4Lief December 07, 2018

Hanson

To act a fool, get drunk, black out, cause a ruckus, lose control of mental capabilities.

The act of hansoning.

Can also be used as a term of endearment.

I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.

Well hello Hanson.

by Juice, Jones and Danson January 19, 2011

Hanson

Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.

Hanson is a tescop

Hanson loves to jack off in restaurants

Hanson is your dick circumcised

by that’smycousin December 06, 2018

Hanson

Verb. To vomit. Hard. Particularly from someone else's behaviour. Named after vomit inducing Australian politician, Pauline Hanson, who's behaviour leaves thousands retching in their mouths.

Ugh, did you see that?
Yeah, I did, I might Hanson my lunch

by Carlossus August 22, 2017

Hanson

In golf, reaching the green in regulation followed by 4 putts to complete the hole.

On the 5th hole, Joe reached the green in 2 shots, then putted off the green and pulled a Hanson for a score of double bogey.

by da fellas June 02, 2011

Hanson

A man/woman who likes to eat but surprisingly, he's/she's insanely skinny.

Jack: Hey! Look at that Hanson!

by CanappyWrestler May 05, 2010

Hanson :)

One of the nicest and best people in your life, the Hanson in your life will bring you joy and be there for you when you feel like life is against you, the Hanson friend is also nervous about talking, thinking there annoying you but your really interested in what they have to say. If you have a Hanson in your life, cherish them.

Evan: Thank you for being there for me Hanson. :)

Hanson: It’s my pleasure :)

Evan: Wana play some video games now?

Hanson: YES

Evan: :D

Hanson :) is a good person

by PokeLink October 28, 2020