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filippo hanley

by hbv dwvchj bshvjd December 5, 2018
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Arianna Hanley

If you have an Arianna Hanley in your life, then be prepared for a world of dramatics, but in the best way possible. This person will bring you minimal amounts of anxiety and maximum amounts of fun. 10/10 recommend.
Person #1: "Did you see Arianna Hanley crying in the bathroom because her shoes became untied?"
Person #2: "Oh my God she's so dramatic!"
Person 1: "Yeah, but then she threw a party in the bathroom, it was so fun!"
by wetsockswithconfetti December 17, 2018
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sam hanley

A girl named sam hanley who lives in EP!
by Shawn M. Kelly October 12, 2008
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Manly Hanley

A man who's manly but also Hanley but not too manly.
A gentleman who makes dem YouTube videos and teaches da Math classes.
He also likes to play dem instruments too.

What a nice young gent.
Person A: "Have you seen the YouTuber 'Manly Hanley' before?"
Person B: "Nah"
by Manly Hanley May 17, 2021
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hanley

One who denounces something as being gay even when it is obvious that the denouncer is clearly contradicting his own thoughts and emotions.

This technique is most often deployed by the complexed/no-one-understands-me hipster/artist type with the motive of making others ponder “Wow, he thinks everything is gay, what DOES he like? He’s so mysterious! Whatever he is into, it must be fascinating!”

The Hanley will often discover that their technique is ineffective, resulting in the hanley’s peers thinking that he is a dick... but then again who isn't?
SNYDER: Are you going to see Slayer this weekend?
MARK: Slayer is gay, i will never go see them.
SNYDER: What the hell is wrong with you! You told me that Reign In Blood was one of your favorite albums!
MARK: Whatever.
SNYDER: Why must you always be such a hanley?!?! I'm going douse you with lighter fluid and set you on fire.
TOMARAYA: This conversation is so fucking gay!
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HALFORD: Hey Mark buddy, do me a favor and lick that santorum of my thigh before it drips onto the comforter
MARK: No way dude, that is so gay
HALFORD: Whatchoo talkin’ about? You were all about it last night!
MARK: Yeah, well that was before I realized you enjoyed it.
HALFORD: Stop being a hanley.
by izod13 January 23, 2008
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hanleycapped

It is the special linkin the brain that is missing to make the person "normal"
by Jafin October 26, 2007
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hanler

a woman who cosplays as hitler
Hey look, it’s Hanler!
by henner January 16, 2021
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