hijab and shoulders

Hijab and shoulders is a joke mainly used by muslim women who wear hijabs, in which they change 'head' in head and shoulders shampoo to 'hijab' and shoulders.

Person: How do you shower with your hijab?
Hijabi: I use hijab and shoulders.

by soapholder June 4, 2023

hijab stab

A hijab stab is a form of micro aggression often experienced by non Muslims when approached by someone wearing various forms of Islamic dress. Yasmine Mohammed wrote the following in an article that appeared in the Toronto Sun, "At home I was taught that good, pure, clean girls wore hijab and filthy, loose, despicable girls did not," That sentence explains the hijab stab. A young woman approaching a hijabi wearing woman on the street knows how she is being viewed by that woman. She experiences a hijab stab. A homosexual approaching a woman wearing a burka knows that the burka wearing woman believes that he should be put to death for his lifestyle. He experiences a hijab stab. A dog owner walking his dog through a park in which there are many people in Islamic dress knows that many Muslims consider dogs filthy. He may experience a hijab stab.

AS a gay man, I experienced yet another hijab stab today when approached by a burka clad woman.

by marriedmycousin August 13, 2019

Hijab Diva

A Muslim girl donned with a scarf wearing tight fitting, highly fashionable clothes .

Hey, you see that girl over there? She looks really hot!

Oh you mean that girl-not your old conservative type, she's a Hijab Diva.

by Tempestchick April 7, 2009

strategic hijab

When Muslim women wear hijab so that they will be able to strategically infiltrate fundy circles (those who are more observant and will only perhaps take hijabi women seriously) to advance issues of social justice and gender equity.

"I'm kind of done with hijab but I wear strategic hijab - you know otherwise I couldn't go to the MSA Eid party."

by suzi-q May 23, 2008

Hijab Diva

A muslim girl who dresses sexy except for the headscarf.

A: What the fuck is that, a muslim hooker, stripper?
B: no, a hijab Diva.
A: Same thing.
B: True.

by Malsikcuf December 6, 2016

Knob Hijab

A foreskin

The head was covered, but you could see it peeking out; he’s got a knob hijab.

by Noteefah November 23, 2022

American Hijab

An american Hijab is when you give your parter (preferably female), A big hickey on the top portion of their neck so it forces them to wear tight long clothes so they can cover up the hickey and match at the same time.

nigga 1: Why is bertha wearing that? its the fucking summer nigga!
Nigga 2: Oh yeah Jahseh gave that bitch an American Hijab so she knows her place!
nigga 1: oh yeah that nigga WILDIN!

by RUNNINUPWITHAPUMP October 13, 2018