hit over the head by the tavern bitch 

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

hit over the head by the tavern bitch by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches 

Although she is a bitch. She is gorgeous, and amazing and shit. I love you Lyndsie Dawn Stedman <3

This bitch just said L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches!

L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches by Sour Patch:) September 6, 2011