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hairless doggy

The act of having guy on guy or guy on girl doggy style sex then when the guy finishes he donkey punches him/her and grabs a chunk of the partners hair and pulls it out.
Yo, bro I gave your girl a hairless doggy.
by joeiey joe December 7, 2010
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hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015
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Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
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I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.
I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan
by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Hairless cats

When cats are hairless so you eat them and fry ten
You cut the Hairless cat open and fry them and eat it (hairless cats
by Hairlesss catssse March 22, 2020
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Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles
You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip
by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020
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