grunk 

A combination of Giddy and Drunk.

AFter 4 hours at the bar Im Grunk!

grunk by Dianne and Michelle October 8, 2007

Grunk 

1.) Elderly people who are drunk beyond their limit. (Grandparent + Crunked)

2.) When you consume large enough quantities of alcohol that you enter a state where you fall and cant get up, need adult diapers, and have trouble getting an erection, much like a Grandparent.

Damn, I got grunk last night! I pissed my pants and couldnt get it up.

Grunk by B. Hurk February 18, 2009

grunk 

the unstable and highly dangerous state of an out-of-control ginger - and therefore soulless - person under the influence of alcohol. The ginger's crotch actually burns more violently whilst 'grunk', resulting in uncontrollable sexual urges of which unconcious mingers are often victim.

Hodgo: "why the hell does that stupid ginger keep smelling his fingers?"
Darryl: "hes clearly grunk, didnt you see him drag that passed out whale off into the shadows?"

grunk by bigredranga July 27, 2007

grunk 

1.A stain that can't be identified in one's shower or toilet.
2. A large messy fudge dragon left in a clogged john.

1. "Jesus! What's that funky green grunk around the tub drain?"

2. "Damn, I just left the nastiest grunk in your porcelain thrown."

grunk by Niffer and Shaun December 1, 2006

grunk 

random 17 year old on the internet, isaacwhy, softwilly side character.

grunk is the worst groupchat podcast member

grunk by eepers July 12, 2022

grunk 

Grunk is defined as the shortening of the phrase 'grabbable chunk', when talking about lovehandles, or the part of your fat content that can be grabbed more than pinched.

Carmen's got alotta grunk in that trunk.

grunk by Boz.Mind.Reflection.Fuck. July 1, 2006

grunk 

Derived from the latin grunkinos and loosely translated into English meaning grubby junk.

After the heavy rain and driving through the country my vehicle was covered with grunk.

grunk by Merriam-Wedster May 3, 2003