grunked

the art of a male spraying ejaculents onto the female head,then shaving it off and endulging in devouring it in a sandwich,this may be done without consent from the female.

" i totally grunked her up man!"

by CH77 June 18, 2009

grunk

A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.

"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."

by Adam Galvan December 12, 2004

grunk

The amazingly new undiscovered musical orgasm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk

Example 1
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"

Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"

by Jack Pack August 1, 2007

grunk

A shortend term for the name used to describe a Grunka-Lunka, who feature prominantly in the Futurama episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory." Grunk is commonly used as an insult (to claim that a person or thing resembles a Grunka-Lunka, or acts like one in anyway.) But is mainly used to replace the phrase idiot, sadcase, fucktard etc, especially if you can't think of another term to call you're friends.

Example 1
Jake: "Hey, you reckon we should go to Matt's house?"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

Example 2
Jake: "Jakea-lakea, spanka-la-matts, lets go over to matts"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

by grunk December 10, 2006

grunk

A combination of Giddy and Drunk.

AFter 4 hours at the bar Im Grunk!

by Dianne and Michelle October 8, 2007

grunked

Act of consuming large quanities of alcohol at a diffent date in time...

We went out and drank last night and we got beyond sober

by Ty March 6, 2004

grunk

the unstable and highly dangerous state of an out-of-control ginger - and therefore soulless - person under the influence of alcohol. The ginger's crotch actually burns more violently whilst 'grunk', resulting in uncontrollable sexual urges of which unconcious mingers are often victim.

Hodgo: "why the hell does that stupid ginger keep smelling his fingers?"
Darryl: "hes clearly grunk, didnt you see him drag that passed out whale off into the shadows?"

by bigredranga July 27, 2007