Grouching

The act of being a grouch.

Ashley wouldn't quit grouching today. She's so bitter.

by ms24 October 6, 2010

Green Grouch

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job

My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.

by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009

Oscar the Grouch

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act

(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

by Primal Poopy Butt May 5, 2011

grouch potato

Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.

He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!

by Sonja Young November 5, 2007

birthday grouch

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...

by YAWA January 31, 2020

Oscar the Grouch

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.

Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH

by shshsauce July 3, 2005

Grouch fur

Weed that is so stanky, it not only looks like a chunk of Oscar the Grouch's fur, but also emits a stench similar to his.

Steve: Hey man, I am having a really shitty day, do you know of anything that will brighten it up?

Joe: Well actually,my guy Norris just got a fat sac of straight Grouch Fur! let me give him a call for you.

by Grover C. July 23, 2009