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Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!
by Pats Fans September 9, 2010
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Gronklet

A Gronklet is generally someone that lacks core motor skills and or social skills.

In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"

Can also refer to someone that has a small stature
Jordan you're a gronklet. you lack basic skills to function in human society.... Please Die
by Mrjordie August 21, 2018
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Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.
Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.
by RG87 December 31, 2011
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gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013
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The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012
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The Gronk

The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.

If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.

(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012
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groncho

Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.
He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!
by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011
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