The Great Gatsby

The essence of douche-baggery, a flaming homosexual book that has no relevance to any intellectual thought. Often assigned as a highschool reading text that is thought to be interesting among these teens when in reality they want to take a big steaming shit on the cover and scream violently at the teacher that assigned it.

"DUDE, this is almost as gay as THE GREAT GATSBY, I mean come on..."

by yuimbn April 27, 2010

the great gatsby

“old sport” almost 100 times.

“hey, old sport!” -jay gatsby, every page in the great gatsby

by ollie :/ March 21, 2021

The Great Gatsby

1: A classic piece of literature by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

2: A literary torture device made for tenth grade students

1: Andy: “I really like ‘The Great Gatsby!’ It’s one of my favorite books!”

2: Jake: Did you read the chapters for “The Great Gatsby” last night?
Enno: Yeah, why?
Jake: Could I have answers to the questions? Reading that book is torture…

by GrapeSmasher19 August 6, 2021

The Great Gadsby

An absolute legend known as Evan from South London. He gets chicks whenever he wants, hes the type of guy to bang hotties wherever and whenever. Every boy wants to be him and every girl wants to be with him. If someone is a Great Gadsby they are up for a party anytime, a bit like the Great Gatsby only from South London, they do drugs and sexy ladies 24/7. They do lines and bang nines. They are just a legend in general.

E.g: Did you see that guy last night?, He reminded me of the Great Gadsby.

by Billy big bollocks the III January 10, 2018

Great Gatsbying

Publicly posting on social media something secretly meant for one person specifically in hopes to for them to interact with it. In the same vein that Jay Gatsby threw extravagant parties in hopes to attract one person.

“I wonder who Todd has a crush on he’s Great Gatsbying on his story again”

by I forget March 19, 2022