Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy

by Senator of the sauce March 27, 2019

Goopy Ghost

When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.

I just wanted to get the hell out of there so I decided to pull a goopy ghost and leave.

by Positive Language Contributor May 30, 2017

goopy poopy

Poopie that is goopy

Friend: I think I just sharted my pants
Me: I think you did a goopy poopy in your pants.

by GoopyPoopyMan October 4, 2019

Goopy button

When a man ejaculates into your belly button.

"He came inside my belly button and gave me a goopy button"

by Bri bri goop December 31, 2019

Goopy Inferno

Taking a steaming hot shit into somebody else’s asshole and simultaneously clenching to transfer it back and forth.

Chuck and I did the ol’ Goopy Inferno last night, and I had to triple wash my sheets.

by CoqueSoque December 12, 2022

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009

Goopy Mcdonald

The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.

Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !

by Smalljohnson September 23, 2023