Goon Squad

Someone who squeezes their childs butt, threatens with a knife then hits with a wet wash rag

Margaret Petersen is a Goon Squad

by Pootersen February 01, 2009

GOON Squad

A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".

Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!

by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

goon squad

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear

5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole

by Mrs P July 05, 2007

goon squaded

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.

I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.

by Slumpyman September 24, 2015

goon squad

A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.

I wish I were a member of the Goon Squad, then I could giveit to those that want it.

by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011

goon squad

A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.

"look Kate, here comes the goon squad to hit on us again"

by tree tree and shrub shrub October 17, 2009