by The Lord almighty April 20, 2016

When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.
"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."
by the googler February 7, 2014

sex when attaching googly eyes to ur penis and the she attachs them to her va jj and they "talk"(have sex)
by rolfcopter1234 March 26, 2009

Reference to WSAZ TV meteorologist Marina Jurica, who appears to be afflicted with "Lazy Eye" disorder. Resembling a reptile, her eyes appear to function independent of each other, pointing in opposing directions at any given moment.
How she managed to break into TV broadcast journalism is a mystery to all.
How she managed to break into TV broadcast journalism is a mystery to all.
by Jamesonism April 15, 2008

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.
by Whetboy November 16, 2022

When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.
by Batosai625 September 18, 2021
