1. A heavy metal group from Boston Massachusetts who, although they draw liberally from the former Seattle-based grunge/heavy metal group Alice in Chains, does not come close to approaching their level of artistry, gothic atmosphere, and musical virtuosity. Instead, they come off as posers using a formula to get rich, a group fronted by Sully Erna, who is perhaps the biggest tool in the music industry right now.
John says, "Hmmmmm, that song sounds like it's by Alice in Chains, except the lyrics are infantile, the lead guitar sounds like it's being played by a robot, the lead singer is an idiot, and it sucks!"
Jane replies, "Silly John, that isn't Alice in Chains, that's Godsmack!"
Jane replies, "Silly John, that isn't Alice in Chains, that's Godsmack!"
by Michael Leee July 1, 2005
A completely hilarious joke and insult to mankind.
-derived from the fact that some people thought godsmack was any good.
-derived from the fact that some people thought godsmack was any good.
Person A: Yo, tell em that godsmack you heard the other day.
Person B: Okay... there was this band named godsmack and they were great.
Person C&D: HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious.. AND an insult to mankind.
Person B: Okay... there was this band named godsmack and they were great.
Person C&D: HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious.. AND an insult to mankind.
by Fishlord July 9, 2006
by bunch of animal fuckers November 23, 2004
person 1: hey man, have you heard a band called Godsmack?
person 2: yes! Guess what?
person 1: what?
person 2: they are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! you homo go suck their hairless dicks.
person 2: yes! Guess what?
person 1: what?
person 2: they are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! you homo go suck their hairless dicks.
by godsmack hater 4 lyfe September 16, 2005
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
A Alice In Chains and Metallica-influenced band that has a lot of potential, but is restricting itself to simple commercial song structures to cash in on the nu metal trend.
If you want an idea how Godsmack would of sounded like if they didn't make music for money, listen to Testament's "The Gathering" album.
by DogFacedGod November 15, 2004