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the love glove

the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.
last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried
by kklfkdflsex July 7, 2010
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kid gloves tough love

The version of tough love where the parent (typically) has to tippy-toe the tough love, rather than do smash-their-car- level tough love.

Variants: tippy-toe tough love Antonym: smash-their-car-level tough love
Child: Pick my hanger up
Parent: No
Child (still in bed at midday): But you knocked it down
Parent: Its for your own good. GET OUT OF BED AND PICK THE *** THING UP YOURSELF
Child: !
Parent: Kid gloves tough love, sweetie, kid gloves tough love
by gmaroz May 21, 2021
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Love Glove

We're gonna do it the old fashioned way, and don't forget the love Glove
by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
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Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.
Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!
by Yesca747 August 7, 2023
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no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes
John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"
by ThatOneGuardianboi March 6, 2024
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