Schlong garage

1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.

You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?

by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009

garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011

future garage

A term used to refer to music that's perceived as taking dubstep back to its roots in UK garage (particularly 2-step) while also mixing in elements from other genres, such as IDM, hip-hop and trip-hop. See also: post-dubstep and wonky.

Notable artists who could be described as future garage include Burial, Joy Orbison, FaltyDL and James Blake.

by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011

Gargano

A master of stealth.

Man he is sneakier than a gargano.

by Oodaboba December 27, 2008

Gargamelian

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.

Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.

by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargantutwat

A person of large structure that not only participates in twat like behavior but is basically a twat all the time. They tend to have sister wife hair and have shoes a small child could sleep in.

Oh look there's that gargantutwat. I expect she is off to tell someone how to do something she has never done before.

by HughJ95060 March 26, 2017

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019