Gargle Gargle Surprise

The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.

Where's Katie?

In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.

by UrbanBob June 8, 2010

gargling

When you cum in a girls arse and wait for her to fart.
Apparently (not that i'd know its the funniest thing in the world)

"I was totally gargling that bitch last night it was piss funny"

by Goth MC August 4, 2009

gargle

(v.) a form of oral sex in which the male places his scrotom in a another persons mouth while they are gargling water.

Please gargle my scrotom in your mouth for sexual plessure.

by Sammy19 January 8, 2008

Gargle It

A phrase originating in New Hampshire, used as the closer to a burn or any sort of put down.

Your mom goes to college. Gargle it.

by hoosh55 August 28, 2010

gargle me

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

by versions hype house December 3, 2020

Gargling fart

Flatulence that sounds someone gargling.

After the gargling fart, I wondered if he somehow had oral hygiene activity up his ass.

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Gargle Status

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.

If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!

by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010