gargling porpoise

When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.

She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.

by Mountin Merl March 6, 2007

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Gargling Chewbacca

When a person cums in their partners throat, and punches them. When they start choking, their gargling sounds like chewbacca

Someone 1: Broooo I nearly got arrested yesterday!

Someone 2: how jeez

Someone 1: I gave this slag a gargling chewbacca

by 360NoscopeMLG April 24, 2019

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Gargling Spaget

Action of deep-throating multiple Italian Men at the same time.

The only reason she got the job at the Vespa factory was because she was a pro at Gargling Spaget.

by LordDadBod January 27, 2020

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gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

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Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

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