Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008

Mike Grella

worlds best soccer player. legend from glen cove long island who went to duke on a full ride and then went to play for leeds united in england coca cola league 1. No worries Grella fans, he will move up in the ranks.

yo did you see that hatrick Mike Grella scored for leeds united?

by Grellas number one fan March 15, 2009

uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

by Illusionist November 22, 2007

Grell Sutcliff

From the anime Kuroshitsuji.
Grell is a major flamer who has an unhealthy obsession with Sebastian.
A shinigami who loves his chainsaw sythe. Enamored with the color red, Grell always manages to get his face beaten up, much to his dispare.
Is set on having Sebastian's babies.

Grell Sutcliff is such a manslut! I'm really looking forward to cosplaying him and doing fanservice...

-I totally 'ship UndertakerXGrell.
-No way, dude! SebastianXGrell all the way!

by XxAkaMiraixX May 5, 2009

Monica gellering

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

Gellie

A perjorative term for "Evangelical" or someone who speaks with Evangelical fervor, especially a member of the Evangelical Christian right in the United States. This relatively new slang term is sometimes used by non-Evangelical Christians, as well as non-believers, to denote a shallow or knee-jerk kind of religious thinking that promotes an "us vs. them" worldwiew.

"Gellie" or "Gelly" is derived from the third syllable of EvanGELical. The word can have both playful and offensive connotations. It is related to the word "Fundie" for fundamentalist.

"That new mega-church in Colorado Springs is full of hand-waving gellies."

by Peter Kobs June 20, 2008

Grell Sutcliff

Grell is a Trans Woman from the Manga and Anime series, Black Butler. She's a flamboyant Grim Reaper who has an obsession with Red and a few of the other characters.

- Grell Sutcliff is such a badass woman.
~ I know right?!?!!

by EnbyEnvy February 10, 2021