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A giant wart with a hair follicle located in the outer anus region

or

A hoochie with pimples
I went to the doctor today, and I figured out why I can't sit down properly, it turns out I have developed a " Gautam " it should go away in a short few weeks the doctor has prescribed me a great medication to relieve the pain.

Why are you such a Gatuam those pimples look awful and that dress is far to short.
Gautam by miss90 August 6, 2011
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Is a great name... For a retard
Loves his parents and likes to play badminton a lot
That pervert guy is also a gautam
Gautam by Man of the pandas November 22, 2021
"wow thats gautam"
Gautam by NiggaKike January 9, 2018
Super sexy and hot
I love him
Needs to show your his girlfriend more love
Gautam is nam
Gautam by Celina Andreassen July 11, 2019
The shortest guy you'll ever meet, has the messiest hair ever and looks like a girl. Smart and seems heartless but has a heart of gold.

Annoying and crackheaded and frequently calls people insane.

Hates that he's alive
If you have a Gautam in your life that's amazing.
"Who's Gautam?"
"That idiot who is nice."
Gautam by Alexandra Moonlight September 21, 2022
A person with a humongus dick like really fuckin big, has godly rizz can pull anyone but ofc dating is haram so he focuses on his goals while still having that unspoken rizz with a big ass pp
I peaked into his stall while he was peeing and his package was huge he must be a Gautam
Gautam by bigrandyjr November 28, 2023

Gautam syndrome 

To be in a continual state of depression, to the extent of general apathy, loss of self-worth and astronomical standard setting.

Other symptoms may include social dislocation, severe weight gain, split personality disorder, a lack of co-ordination and delusions of grandeur. May intensify after large public events, such as a concert.
Bob didn't turn up to a party yesterday, because he was suffering from Gautam syndrome.
Gautam syndrome by KG_you_know_who January 12, 2009