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fudge packer 

1) someone who works at a chocolate factory packing fudge into boxes.
2) a homosexual male who would love to ram your shit in the wrong direction with his dick; one who sticks things in the out hole.
1) Before Liberace became a world-famous fudge packer idol, he worked at Hershey's Chocolate world as a fudge packer and rode the hershey highway to work every day.
2) Hey! What are you doing? Stop trying to pull my pants down from behind! Wait, what just poked my ass? Was that a flashlight in your pocket or...wait a minute...that's sick, you fucking fudge packer!!!
fudge packer by Nick D March 19, 2003

fudge packer 

A guy who has anal sex with another guy
Jason fudge packed Lance therefore he is a fudge packer.
fudge packer by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

Fudge Packer 

Fudge Packer fuhj pak-er

-noun
A person that is in charge of packaging the products that is made by a fudge factory

-noun
A person that is in charge of giving anal sex to either a female or bisexual or homosexual male. A person receiving the aforementioned would be considered a "fudge packee", again either by a dominatrix donning a strap on or a bisexual or homosexual male.
Selma: Hey Betty, what happens to the fudge after we are done making it?

Betty: Well, it goes right down there to the fudge packer.

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Damn, I really want some anal sex bad. I should post an ad on craigslist to see if there are any fudge packers available. I sure do love them fudge packers. Oh yeah, fudge packers are the bomb!
Fudge Packer by Dude Grease April 24, 2009

fudge packer 

guys that take it up the ass...from other guys
'i told those fudge packers i listened to michael bolton!'
fudge packer by cutpeetsacut October 23, 2004

fudge packer 

A man who engages in gay anal sex.
Did you just call me a fudge packer? I'm telling you I ain't gay.
fudge packer by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

Fudge Packer 

Been around for a while, refers to anal sex.
Fudge Packer by Ang-Dawg December 22, 2004