fuckstatue

When your kid hears you having sex and comes to investigate only to stand frozen in the hall like a statue.

you: OMG Timmy's in the hallway and has seen us!
me: It's ok, he's just playing fuckstatues. Carry on.

by texasco April 24, 2014

fuckstitute

The girl you call when the girl you want to fuck is unavailable.

She kept ignoring my dms so I had to call in the fuckstitute.

by Decoherence January 9, 2021

fuckstitute

The girl you call when the girl you want to fuck is unavailable.

She kept ignoring my dms so I had to call in the fuckstitute.

by Decoherence January 9, 2021

Fuckstickery

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.

The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.

by Molman14 September 26, 2025

Fuckstillery

The factory where all the fucks given are produced.

I just don't care about the nonsense anymore- the fuckstillery is empty.

by Lindy918 March 15, 2026