Fuck-monkey

1. A person with questionable mental capacity.
2. Person prone to "fucking up" on a regular basis.
3. Person who lacks basic motor skills, smells like urine and fesses and always breaths with their mouths open.
4.A republican

The George W Bush is a real fuck-monkey.

by Charles du Plooy September 9, 2005

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

little brown fuck monkey

little brown fuck monkey A term used by americans living in central america to describe permiscuis latin women

i seen the hottest little brown fuck monkey at the bar last night so i took her home poked her in the brown eye and then gave her a dirty sanchez before the money shot

by durnkin monkey September 16, 2006

Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.

Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.

by Strangefan July 5, 2011

Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015

retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005