Frumptions

The feeling of embarrassment when faced with another persons situation. Something uncomfortable to watch, to witness.

"I had total frumptionswatching sally's play last night"
"why?"
"they did HAIR! she's my landlady!, totally nude! she's my landlady! "

by crza! June 28, 2009

Frumping

The act of smelling a females bike seat after frequent sweaty use.

Drew went frumping around the local park.

by Ted_Nugent August 21, 2009

flumpkins

A demonic cat.

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.

by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009

Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 2, 2013

Frumpin'Bunzen'

Frumpin'Bunzen': Very much like the word "Frumpy" in regards to the generally unappealing look of something, however Frumpin'Bunzen' refers to the droopy and overall sad looking female rear end.

Yo son, I was wild'n out at the club and hooked up wit dis mad fine biddy. Too bad I aint get a look at the back cause ma's setup was straight FRUMPIN'BUNZEN'

by hookedonhatch May 15, 2009

Flumpkin

The act of having your butthole licked while urinating.

My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin.

by Bill U. January 23, 2007