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Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.
Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.
by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014
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Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.
Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.
by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019
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The Old Front Door Backdoor

When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.
“Hey dude, how did your date go?”

“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”

*high-five*
by Link0389 May 12, 2021
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glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.
Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.
by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017
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shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.
Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!
by Yari0 February 15, 2010
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Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
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shut the front door before i slam you out the back

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie
by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023
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