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Fresh Sans

Fresh Sans, (also known as "Fresh", "Sanzy"/"Sansy"), originated as a simple shitpost, soon turning into an AU Sans. This eventually changed, however, more being added to his character over time.

Many people find him annoying, whether it's for his "kool lingo", his bright clothes, or how he comes off in general.

He is very commonly misinterpretation as the "fanon" version of the character, obsessed over PaperJam, very light outdated lingo, a simple Sans character, nothing out of the ordinary.

This is a complete lie, however, and tells absolutely nothing of his true character. Fresh Sans, in actuality, is a tentacle-like parasite monster, using a random Sans as a host and possessing him, draining his soul's magic and life to stay alive.
Fresh Sans feels no emotion, (aside from fear and occasional anger, depending on the situation), and as a result does not gain attachments to people. He does not love, he does not care for others (on occasion he will pretend, however, if it benefits him), and he does not go out of his way to help or protect others.
Fresh Sans, laughing loudly, finger gunned at Grillbly, who stood behind the bar, silently watching the skeleon he previously called his friend, get to his feet. "Aha, u got it homie. I'll be all up addin dat to the tab, yeah? Dat's what he does right aha."
Fresh Sans by Cup. September 24, 2017

fresh swag 

The quintessence of swag; when someone has so much swag that the word swag alone cannot describe their amount of swagginess; when someone has over 9,000 swag points.
person 1: damn homie lil wayne got swag
person 2: nah nigga he don't just got swag he got fresh swag
fresh swag by freshswagscopez November 23, 2013

Fresh Special 

The act of cupping a mans balls whilst giving him a kiss on the cheek.
I couldn't get it up tonight so I settled for a Fresh Special
Fresh Special by FreshThomas September 22, 2011

fresh spillover 

Unsoiled women who wander into your room as a result of your roommate's lack of space and his amazing pimposity.
"Get some girls in your room, so we can have some fresh spillover in ours."
fresh spillover by Karjoe Goldzik October 3, 2005

fresh socking it 

When you're so rich, you can afford to wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.
fresh socking it by Fauxpaw January 31, 2007