frenchman

frinch'-man: A male human from/residing in France.

Look at that guy who lives in and/or came from France! He is such a Frenchman!

by Give it a rest, you jingoist assholes. June 3, 2003

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE

"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"

by Hamiltrashcan December 30, 2016

Frenchman's woodpile

A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl

After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.

by mistereddie December 10, 2009

Dirty Frenchman

A Dirty Frenchman is the same as a Dirty Sanchez except when you wipe your finger on their lip you say ha ha haa in a french accent.

JD's ex girl Ashley loved a Dirty Frenchman.

by BigSkullMan May 14, 2014

The Sneaky Frenchman

aka shady abortion, aka she'll think it was a a miscarriage. V. To shadily abort your girl's fetus while she is sleeping, utilzing a coat hanger, and sneaky tacics.

The bitch though she could trap me by saying she was pregnant..... good thing for the sneaky frenchman.

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw October 30, 2007

frenchman's wave

used to describe the characteristic limp wrist of many gay and/or french men.

he is an altbggt because of his riding boots and frenchman's wave

by altbggt December 9, 2008

frenchman

someone who hasnt won a war in a long, long time.

American: hey remember world war II?
Frenchguy:No, i do not recall.
American:I thought you'd say that you little frenchman pussy bastard.

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009