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for the girl who won’t give me kisses 

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool
i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses
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me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl 

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl
me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl

national ask the girl you've been talking to for months 

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official
hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day 

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van