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The Foley Theory

Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.

Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!
by Foleyism July 1, 2011
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mark foley

disgraced US senator who has been forced into resignation after it was revealed that he sent dirty IM's to a 17-year-old boy.
The amazing thing is that Mark Foley had been appointed the chairman of the missng and exploited children's caucus.
by king of canada October 2, 2006
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axel foley

One of the greatest characters in movie history. Known for his distinctive laugh and ability to routinely lie and get away with it. Played by Eddie Murphy, Axel Foley dominated Beverly Hills Cop and Beverly Hills Cop II. Unfortunately he also appeared in Beverly Hills Cop III, which was more or less a cinematic abortion.
The first time I watched Beverly Hills Cop I spent the next six months trying to laugh like Axel Foley
by the gunn1983 February 18, 2010
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flogging foley

a guy takes a shit in a rubber glove. a girl puts the glove on and gives the guy a handjob
by keep the faith October 14, 2006
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Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.
According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.
by Foley November 15, 2004
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foleyed

to have an embarassing (probably sexual) IM conversation made public
Have you seen Liz today?

No, I think she's hiding out.

What happened?

Somebody posted her cybers with Todd all over campus-- she totally got foleyed.
by pflug October 8, 2006
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Shane Foley

A kid that is way too smart for his own good, and uses the Internet to own your ass while conversing with you on AIM. He will frequently look up websites and transfer files to you to a) make you laugh, b) prove your stupidity, c) rant about something.

He is also a sick artist, but will never draw a picture for you, no matter how much you beg.

And he drives a refrigerator, which is still better than your nonexistent car.
"I told Shane Foley I thought that car was ugly, and he bombarded me with a bunch of pictures of other cars asking if I thought THEY were ugly, too. Then he googled my name and showed me all the embarrassing shit that came up."
by JoBros on her Old Amazon List January 15, 2009
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