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boomer flap

The flap located on a specific style of phone case that has a wallet-like flap attached to the back of it. This style is often used by boomers for it’s “practicality”, as they can use it as a handy place to stash all their coupon cards.
“Is that Karen taking a photo of us with her phone?”
“Nah, she can’t be, she‘s got the boomer flap down”
by waffleboy66 June 2, 2020
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Flap Juice

When your balls sag down low enough to cover your asshole like a flap and you let a wet fart leaving behind some juicy residue on your balls called flap juice.
Pull over I need to wipe off this flap juice from that fart I just let out.
by NationW January 23, 2014
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flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.
My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.
by borc June 19, 2021
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Flapjack booty

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.
"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."
by jkejke February 9, 2014
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Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.
Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!
by _viper_ May 13, 2014
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chastity flap

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.
Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.
by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006
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flap rot

when a womens vaginal lips are rotting away or she has a vile STD
'that old bint has a serious case of flap rot'
by bettyrobbo April 21, 2007
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