Flimsy cardboard box

The mysterious things the man from the UPS truck brings to your doorstep.
Dude! The UPS guy brought me a flimsy cardboard box again! What should I do with it?
by Myrus June 25, 2017
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flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.
I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...
by riskyshiftphenomenon August 28, 2010
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flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.
Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.
by GuidoPosse69 March 04, 2005
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flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.
That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....
by riskyshiftphenomenon February 18, 2010
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Flimsy Hand Syndrome

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.
"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."
by KayKairi May 29, 2017
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Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
by The Dildo Case March 13, 2011
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flimsy balls

The feeling of adrenaline in a man's ballsac. Very highly likely in situations like standing in substantial heights, riding roller-coasters, getting into a fist-fight or approaching that one chick that is way above your league.
It may be the key-reason of male-behavior.
Steve: "Bro, you have to talk to that girl over there before someone else does."
Tyler: "Nah Bro, even thinking of that gives me flimsy balls!"
Steve: "Yeah, it's like your balls are in a roller-coaster, I love that shit."
Tyler: "You're fucking weird Steve."
by disnig December 20, 2017
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