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tape master flex

a small penis,
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.

the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"
" hey i herd that guy over there got the tape master flex"

"yeah, hes pissed"
by sweetsab6 January 24, 2010
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blow master flex

A slut who goes around and blows the squad
Sherry Moore is the blow master flex of penn state altoona
by Millerxxx11 January 23, 2016
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masta flex

to the extreme, can be used with any word in front of this...
"blank" masta flex = extremely blank
ridiculous masta flex = extremly ridiculous
hud masta flex = extremely ugly/stupid/ridiculous
pimp masta flex = a major pimp
fag masta flex = an extremely gay person
neck head masta flex = someone who realy realy deserves a neck
by matB August 17, 2006
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Whip master Flex

When a fiend is controlled by the vagina of the girlfriend. He will always ditch you at school to hang with his pussy. And cant do anything about it because he is a bitch!
Brady- "Hey erich wanna hang?"
Erich-"No i gunna-"
Brady- "Oh! your pussy called. Whip master Flex of to work"
Spencer- "Dont even bother asking him to chill"
by Brady White April 30, 2009
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Pimp Master Flex

when a guy is going down on a girl and she jerks her leg out and knocks him in the face causeing his nose to bleed. She then lies back and lets him contine to worship her after he is cleaned up
Tom: "yo, i noticed you were with that hot chick last night, did you fool around?"
Infuago : "yeeah she gave me a pimp master flex and my nose is killing, but damn is that some good pussy"
by loveshack99 February 22, 2007
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ass master flex

one who is a master at flex ones ass muscles!
How you doing ass master flex
yo dude im flexin ma arse yo!
shizzle ma nizzle ass master
by amander March 30, 2005
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pimp daddy master-flex

Anything that is really cool and has all available equiment in excellent condition.
That new Challenger is pimp daddy master-flex!.....That babe is pimp daddy master-flex since she got that boob-job!
by jinx0760 August 7, 2008
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