Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
by Docto January 31, 2014
a game app created by satan himself
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.
all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.
all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
flappy bird is a fatass
by dsjksfnjknvpoop February 05, 2014
by CrazyGirl1946 January 20, 2014
A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.
by XxxPrettyOddxxX February 14, 2014
by bEAR March 01, 2014
See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.
ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647
ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647
Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve
by MooseTooth February 03, 2014