Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 22, 2015

Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.

Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!

by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018

Festive fanny

Your fanny stinks of turkey and needs a good stuffing

Shes got a very festive fanny its stinks of turkey but defo needs a good stuffing

by Chop81 April 3, 2021

Festive Nosh

A nosh given to a loved one at a festive time in the year, usually christmas, but not limited to.

This christmas Amy gave jack a festive nosh, he loved it.

by anonoymousgirl1947537238047 December 27, 2011

Festive Karl

Poop'n in a stocking and hitting some one with said poop filled stocking.

Darren got Natasha in to the christmas spirit by subjecting her to a festive karl

by willy1million November 12, 2013

festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)

by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

Festive Fox Boi

Someone that is extremely generous

person 1: wow I’m nearly out of credits

Festive Fox Boi: Don’t worry you can have some of mine

by Egg🅱️eter December 22, 2020