Fergus

The act of homosexual spitroasting

Mike: "Dude, did you hear about Stef? She said she got a Fergus from a couple of random guys!"

Stu: "Wait, isn't that when...Oh..."

by Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film July 28, 2008

Fergus

AN It looking like a guy but for some reason it looks like a girl

OMG!! What is that oh its name is fergus crawford.

by Lidia October 22, 2006

Fergus

When you avoid paying your share of a bill by leaving early, typically claiming illness

I am a bit thinned off this month, i'll have to do a Fergus

by alleycat3 May 21, 2015

Fergus

Fergus is a wonderful soul, usually having dark hair and dark eyes. He is quite small and loves his small girlfriend. She is cute and slightly thicc and if her name starts with a G, R or a K. She’s defenitely a keeper. Usually a master of comedy and memes, the pair work well together and it is set to be a long lasting relationship. Fergus should buy his girlfriend more food and one day, a puppy.

“Look at that couple over there, that mans defenitely a fergus!”

by Is that a baritone?101 April 7, 2019

Fergus

a disease that someone gets after being spitroasted by two sebs this causes rectal bleeding and diahorrea

Guy: OMG i've now got fergus!!!!.......
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Harry Hendrson December 15, 2008

fergus

a guy who you can fall hella in love with and never get over him no matter what has a big grin strong muscly body and actually cares about your feelings he loves to make everyone happy and falls in love very quickly doesn't like to communicate a lot but he can swept you off your feet with just 6 words

wow hes such a fergus

he swept me off my feet
i love you fergus <3

<3 j<3

by gwylimsbitch May 16, 2019

fergus

noun: A large amount of crumbled or grated cheese.

I want a fergus of cheese on my tostada.

by A Pollitz January 21, 2008