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to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.
man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?
by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017
mugGet the to feed the birdsmug.

Feeding the birds

If your are feeding the birds make sure you spray some air freshener.
by Ripping86 August 1, 2025
mugGet the Feeding the birdsmug.

Feed the bird

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.
Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.
by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Feed the birdmug.

Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".
She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.
by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018
mugGet the Feeding the baby birdmug.

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