Fauxmosexual

Any opposite-sex, cross-gender-identifying person trying to pursue sexual relationships with others, such as a so-called "gay transman" pursuing gay men - #BoxerCeiling or in the case of #LesbiMans pursuing Lesbians - #CottonCeiling.

I got a message on Grindr, but it turns out "he" was a female fauxmosexual, and as a gay man, I am not interested in her "bonus hole" #SuperGay (or, reverse the players for a #SuperLesbian)

by GeekGurl2000 May 27, 2021

fauxmosexual

Portmanteau of the words "faux" (not genuine or real; being an imitation of the genuine article) and "homo" (Used as a disparaging term for a gay man or lesbian.)
The pomo is characterized by the propensity to proclaim oneself as a homosexual for the express purpose of procuring sexual favor from people of the opposite sex.

I saw Gay Gary consoling Kelly using his sensitive gay wiles. Next thing I hear, he's tapping that ass! What a fauxmosexual.

by misterbork June 17, 2009

fauxmosa

a bubbly non-alcoholic drink comprising of one part sparkling cider with one part orange juice. a virgin mimosa.

We had fauxmosas at the church luncheon because getting buzzed before the service is frowned upon.

by ibcgonzo November 7, 2012

fauxmosexual

someone who acts like a homosexual but isn't gay, someone who pretends to be gay

"Matt and Nick slept in the same tent on the camping trip."
"Are they gay?"
"Nope, just fauxmo."

"Dude, Brian just told me he wants to suck Trevor's cock!"
"Don't listen to him, he's only a fauxmosexual."

by manhattanguy23 January 24, 2009

fauxmosexual

A person who claims to be homosexual, but really does it for the attention.

Loren is such a fauxmosexual

by blublublbululbulbulbulbublublu March 7, 2016

Fauxmosexual

Straight men who act, look, and dress if they're gay, in order to appear cool/attractive/interesting to women.

Called strays 9ie straight gays) in Sex And The City

by jeska September 7, 2003

fauxmosexual

a male or female who "fakes" homosexuality in the sense of having fun among friends, but is not actually homosexual.
making sexual comments and gestures to the same gender, with no real intention of following through with such comments and gestures.

"I'm not gay for you David, but i'm totally fauxmosexual for you." - Scott

acting homosexual while joking among friends or peers, but actually being heterosexual.

by Magbee April 19, 2006