Fasshole

A combination of the words "fat" and "asshole"
Most often used when describing an offense made by an overweight person.

"Hey! That fasshole totally just cut me off!"

by cinderelmo December 23, 2005

Fassbending

To behave in the manner of Michael Fassbender. To consistently exhibit outrageous sexual and deviant behavior until everyone around you is also having fun.

Let's start fassbending and get this party started.

by ViperJock March 27, 2012

fasist

What happens when you fail at spelling "fascist". This failure can be evidenced in the currently most popular definition for "heil".

Copypasted from page: "...Sometimes used to express the opinion that someone's a fasist/nazi..."

by dr douchelittle May 27, 2009

fagstradomas

When you realize that all you’re buddies are Fags, but you realize it before they did.

Wow, you guys are fucking gay? Yea he called it, Chris is a fagstradomas

by Carlhouser December 7, 2018

Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

Mike Faist

A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.

Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.

by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018

fassboner

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.

Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.

by mcmcil July 13, 2011