good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.

Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010

a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.

guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night

by dub el December 2, 2010

fashled

an egg timer which lives in a high fashion apartment and takes class a drugs :0 x

bob: hey babes wuu2?
fred: i feel fashled
bob: better get ur high fashion apartment on!!
*they snog*

by hobored11 October 1, 2011

Gambler’s Old Fashioned

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

fashizzelmanizzel

For sure my friend

fashizzelmanizzel it's the big niptizzal with the d o double jizzel

by Mathew kerber May 11, 2003

old-fashioned

A hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome

She wasn't trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.

by cuban April 26, 2005

fashizzled

To take a off the hook dump or a smelly fart.

Damn,Somebody fashizzled!!

by MJ ALL DAY April 25, 2003