FAFCAM

Acronym:
Fit As Fuck, Common As Muck

Implication that a woman, although attractive, is of a low social caste.

She's a FAFCAM.

by Sarthek November 12, 2002

fandamentalist

A person that goes to extremes in defending their chosen smartphone, software, or console against fans of competing products.

Gary: I love my iPhone!

Jim: Your iPhone sucks! I will come to you in the night and burn your house down, after which I will do horrible things to your person.

Gary: Dude, chill! Don't be a fandamentalist! Your Android is cool too.

by thatonehotterchick August 25, 2011

fancazzista

A fancazzista is a specialist in the art of doing nothing. Fancazzista comes from the Italian root word "cazzo" meaning dick and the common italian expression "Non fare un cazzo" which means doing nothing. The literal word for word translation then would be "Not doing dick"

Questo ragazzo e un fancazzista strordinario" or in English, "This kid is an extraordinary do nothing"

by tabithapc October 30, 2011

fancake

A cream-pie performed on (in) a groupie by a band-member (most often the bassist).

Chet gave the little Blonde from the first row a fancake right after the show.

by Burritofanmaker January 25, 2019

fandam

a synonym for fail

That school is so fandam it doesn't even have a CEEB code.

by ScottieTYX August 14, 2009

fandamily

A combination of the words "family" and "damn," placed in such a way so that friends and acquaintances who have heard you refer to yours can mistakenly mix the syllables and call them your "damn family".

"So my fandamily is coming in for the holidays. Aunt Ruth probably hasn't shaved her beard in a while."

"Man, you have a weird damn family...err.."

*punch*

by Yurmom June 8, 2004

Fapcam

To fap (masturbate) on a webcam for the enjoyment of somebody else on the other end. Sometimes they might be fapping as well if both parties are male. It's not as common, but sometimes a guy and girl or a girl and girl will masturbate on camera for each other's entertainment.

The two parties don't necesarily have to be gay or bisexual if both are male or female, and could just be fapcamming for the fun of it, but they usually are gay or bi.

Fapcamming is usually done til orgasm, where the person cums It can be done with either or both parties watching porn at the same time, or watching each other, or watching nothing (e.g. lying down with the eyes closed while fapping.)

Andy: Hey, wanna get on Skype and fapcam?
Bill: Oh no, I can't, my sister's in the room at the moment.

by Futile Crush October 3, 2010