FaceHooker

A hooker, whos primary function is to sit on your face. Made famous in the 1956 show of boomtown

Rex Trailer: "Hey lookie' here we have a facehooker on the show today"
Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"

by JayzJKZ October 30, 2008

Face Shooter

1. Thought of while my bf was playing Call of Duty and had a want to snipe people in the face and nowhere else. I said that's what she said and thus the real meaning of Face Shooter "came"

2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)

Mary: I can't believe he did that to your face again

Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.

Mary: Wipe it off...

by CaliQueen September 2, 2012