Creeping on someone's facebook profile. Usually someone that you never speak to, only hear about and see in the hallways. Facebook stalking usually requires having set rounds, or in other words certain profiles that you like to visit each day. You read everything on the new's feed avidly. If someone's status is dramatic, you quickly click over to their page to see if you can find the cause. Changed relationship statuses bring you joy. Somehow a quick trip onto facebook turns into a three hour stalk fest of people that you only distantly know.
by Steven Waterdog the Third March 22, 2010
The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
by baberuth7417 November 09, 2009
The acting of looking up a person you don't know on facebook. Often times you may just have a first name and one other random fact such as a place of employment. This is often times used to find out more about a person than you reasonably should know.
by Holla328 July 12, 2009
Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
by Ricky Williams and Dante's Inferno February 25, 2008
A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
by tone everlast January 12, 2010
1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.
2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.
2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.
Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.
Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?
Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.
Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?
Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.
by beastblindfire July 06, 2011
A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.
"What happened to Abe?"
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
by MCCraven February 05, 2013