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fuck you in the wallet 

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
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fuck you and the horse that rode you in

A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Lemme fuck you in the face 

Basically means a man wants you to give him a blow job but him do all the work
Antonio was texting Rebecca and said lemme fuck you in the face

I'm going to fuck you in the balls. 

A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth 

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".
Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

well fuck you and the horse you rode in on 

an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others
"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

term used to tell someone to fuck off and get off there pedestal