a common place for 16 y.o virgins whom got rejected by his/her crush, here people either progress through the levels of the friend zone (0-100) 100 being the boyfriend /girlfriend or finish high school while still a virgin,then he/she loses it at a marshmello concert.
boy/girl:"hey listen i really like you, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me."
crush(girl):" i like you too as a brother"
crush (boy):"maybe later? "
friend:"damn bro you got friendzoned"
crush(girl):" i like you too as a brother"
crush (boy):"maybe later? "
friend:"damn bro you got friendzoned"
by weed street 69 September 22, 2019
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Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Thomas Macon always gets friendzoned by every girl that he likes. He is the greatest guy, but gets the whole I don't like you as much as a guy who doesn't like me back!
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"Of course! With who?"
" thinking Man, I just got friendzoned"
"What are we?"
"We're just friends silly!"
"Just...friends?"
"Oh..my mistake. I meant best friends!"
"Of course! With who?"
" thinking Man, I just got friendzoned"
"What are we?"
"We're just friends silly!"
"Just...friends?"
"Oh..my mistake. I meant best friends!"
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