Flumps

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.

James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.

by wyli August 2, 2005

Flumpshquad

A person that is so homosexual that his homosexuality is to the point of being a Taint licker, and will eat Peanuts out of a mans poop

Stan's homosexuality has advanced to the point of Flumpshquad.

by Flobs November 7, 2010

flumpsious

hair looks amazing, shiny, voluminous, thick, luscious!!!!!

your hair looks flumpsious

by anonymous August 4, 2024

Flumpswizzle

Someone, usually with money, who believes they are well liked but they are not.

Trump is such a flumpswizzle

by Finnnnnnnnnnnnn August 10, 2024

Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

by The NardDog July 14, 2009

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

snot flume

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014