Best town in the history of Earth. Drinking all day and all night. Have the best place on Earth in the heart of the town, Belmont Park/Racetrack. Floral Park Memorial High School as of 2008-2009 school year was rated top 50 high schools in the country, including private schools. Great athletes, great scholars, while managing to drink 5 days a week in the summer and basically the same during the winter. Have a mix of every kind of person you can possibly imagine but in the end, all Floral Parkers.
typical day in floral park, go to belmont, get your afternoon/evening going right, lose 20 bucks on the ponies, get angry after that so you drink more, walk over the racetrack illegally so u dont have to walk around, go straight to town where you will start at any of the bars and end up going to all of them to find the crowd, do some drugs afterwards, taxi home
by 50 beer king May 26, 2009
A nice suburban, upper-middle class neighborhood. Half of Floral Park belongs to Nassau County and the other half belongs to Queens. Floral Park is also home to the best bakery on Long Island, Buttercooky Bakery.
I'm looking for a home in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood in close proximity to the city. Any suggestions?
Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.
Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.
by karma12 March 23, 2010
Come on now all you cool Floral Park Village rats, stop spending your time in computer class in what you call a high school and recognize how lucky you are to have the coolest band of crime fighters in America saving your asses from the animals in South Flo Po and Elmont on a daily basis. It is only because of these modern-day Marvel heroes that you can even walk the streets at night without having your iPods and expensive mommy-bought cellphones grabbed from your manicured (even you boys) fingers by your neighbors from the south! Flo PoLICE are the men!
by Rob K, Esq. January 04, 2008
A small town on the border of Nassau & Queens. Drinking is a favorite past time of residents of all ages. You can spot the newer residents (past 20 years) & asshole residents because their favorite thing is to complain about taxes. And act As if paying taxes buys them privilege.Even those who are still living with Mommy & Daddy love to bitch about taxes as if they are the only town on LI who pay. Also you can easliy spot a Floral Park resident because after a few beers they will be telling stories about what great athletes they were and how they just missed playing pro ball but now they tell of their greatness on the softball field. Also Floral Park residents love black culture (ie hip hop, black fashion) but are extremely racist
I'll park where ever I please in Floral Park. Do you know how much I pay in taxes
Dude you know I could have gone pro after my senior year at Floral Park Memorial I just partied too much
Dude you know I could have gone pro after my senior year at Floral Park Memorial I just partied too much
by Flo freedom April 28, 2011
a town with a bunch of horrible kids, they're all grimy. most of them wont get anywhere in life. especially the little girls who walk around town and pretend to be drunk and think they live in the OC, oh wait they dont think that anymore because it isn't the latest trend.its also full of kids who think they're tough and live in the ghetto. they have no lives and just sit in "the square" or wendys drunk and/or high.
by you guys are bad August 25, 2006
a horrible little town that shouldn't exist. floral park is one of the most dumb, stupid and boring places on earth. everyone that lives there is extremly two-faced. this wouldn't be too bad but the sad thing is that they all deny being two-faced.the girls are sneaky hoe bags and the dudes are emos and wanna be gangsters. they all put themselves on a high horse because they think they are better than everyone else because they live on long island, when in reality.....they don't."flo po" should be taken off the map.
"omg you guys, we're so cool because we're from floral park! all we do it drink and get high. we're almost as retarted as real long island kids!!"
by jackie-ooo August 06, 2007
A boring town where next to getting your haircut, the highlight of your satuday night will almost always be a trip to Duncan Donuts where a discussion of "whose car is faster?" will be the most exciting topic.
(a bunch of kids driving aimlessly around Floral Park in a car at 2am) where should we go? i dont know, whereever. yeah wherever. i dont care. well give me a destination! i don't know. anyone hungry? not really. i have no money. yeah lets just drive. i don't want to waste gas. okay, well then i guess we can just go to dunkin...
by johnny mcdougal March 12, 2008