by Roe14 December 11, 2017
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When unintentionally scrolling through your feed in public without realizing the ratio of titties to, well, everything else you follow, you are doing so Faphazardly.
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When unintentionally scrolling through your feed in public without realizing the ratio of titties to, well, everything else you follow, you are doing so Faphazardly.
I faphazardly scrolled my way past some stellar hoots in the drive thru and I'm 100% sure I was busted. Oh well. Brightened up their day.
by BroganBattlehammer December 31, 2018
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Also when you're as excited doing something as you are when u masterbate
Also when you're as excited doing something as you are when u masterbate
It's my day off and wife's away, I'm going to get Faphappy today!
Example #2 there's a sale down at the bike shop and I'm going Faphappy on that store!
Example #2 there's a sale down at the bike shop and I'm going Faphappy on that store!
by J.A.Mckeown November 15, 2023
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