When Captain Falcon dons his white muscle-suit, pink gloves, pink
boots, and screws on his nipple-caps extra
tight, he becomes Captain Fabulous.
An alternate costume for Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Be sure to use his taunt at every opportunity for added innuendo. It's still the best taunt in
the game, fabulous or not.
Smasher #1: *loses* You're fucking
gay.
Smasher #2: *wins* Not nearly as gay as
Captain Fabulous raping your Fox just now.