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Harvard Extension School

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.
Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."
by The living coconut January 10, 2014
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Bender Extender

The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.
Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.
by StoutSkeeze April 29, 2009
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extended shower

When one takes extra long in the shower because he/she needs to masturbate either in, before, or after the shower. Often happening when a guest has his girlfriend over at the host's house and gets action resulting in blue balls.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just take a 30 minute shower at 3 O'Clock in the morning at my house?

Dude 2: Sorry man needed that extended shower.
by Coco Puff tha Don April 8, 2008
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mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"
by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009
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penis extension

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.
Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!
by CT Vigilante May 31, 2006
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Extended Demo

To (mostly) get a game illegally in order to test it out.
If the results are as good as you have imagined, you buy it legally.

Sometimes, in online RPGs for example, extended demos are impossible due to serial-keys or secured servers.
"I didn't buy the game. I wanted to try the extended demo, first"
by MopeyN January 19, 2010
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Extended Essay

4000 words of procrastination, pain, and last-minute stress. Also what I'm supposed to be doing right now.
My Extended Essay is due in tomorrow and I have 2000 words to go please send help
by Nutella French Toast September 21, 2019
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