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Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
Evony Rolled by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009
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evony loser

when you sit on your computer and play evony all day, you are constantly on at all times of the day and instead of going out on a friday or saturday night you plan a war strategy.
all you do is sit on your computer, damn evony loser..
evony loser by SlaminSamn July 28, 2010

Evony hoe 

Anyone who pllays the online game Evony and pushes other people to play the game, thus spreading it like a disease.
Evony hoe: Dude you should so play this online game! It's called Evony and it...

person: No way, your such an evony hoe.
Evony hoe by hollowayb10 January 11, 2011

evony is a scam 

Evony is a scam. It’s not free to play and all of its ads are fake and unrepresentative of the game. I hope Evony burns a fiery death and it’s creators demonic soul is banished to hell for all eternity.
evony is a scam by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

pull an Evony 

1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
Examples of pull an Evony.

1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!

2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!

3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*
A French-ass name
Evon?! That’s a French-ass name, girl!
Evon by Brussl December 14, 2018